Let's celebrate the wuvviest day of the year with a nicely apprehensive vintage greeting card.
Remember that line from the Futurama Valentine's special? They deliver a bunch of candy hearts with cutesie messages on. The magnificent ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8 is confused:
"What is this emotion the hu-mans call WUV?"
"Surely it says 'LOVE'?"
"NO! WUV, with an Earth W! This notion of WUV confuses and angers us!"