Chapter 1 - part the second (where I forget about my troubles and think of the pretty clothes)

Shoot for eventual website with vintage goodies. Lovely Z looking like a movie star.

See this hat? Do you see? It has actual magical powers and makes anyone in its vincinity experience actual happiness!

It must be made from some extinct, madly extatic animal. I imagine some sort of joyous weasel with solid gold teeth, living off truffles and champagne.

I know I will probably have to sell this one day (what with the selling things and eventually making some money being the main idea behind setting up a shop), but before then I must devise a way of bottling whatever blissfull essence it exudes.